Mickey’s idea of a wild night: eating comfort food while dreaming of Hallmark movies. No drinks, no girls, just rice and sausage!
Caught in his natural habitat: the couch. Remote in hand, ready for a Hallmark marathon. Adventure? What’s that?
Mickey in a parking lot—probably hiding from a bar invite. ‘I’ll just wait in the car,’ he says.
Even on a plane, Mickey’s scared! Probably praying there’s no bar cart—or women—on board.
Mickey at a party—hiding from everyone!
Mickey’s ‘wild’ drink of choice: apple juice!
Mickey at a bar—terrified of the bartender!